It’s not often you have the pleasure of watching someone eat their words. Rue the day, meet their maker, whatever you want to call it. The facts are: As one of Derek’s sounding boards, I gave a critique, Derek listened, and he fucking tested it on me . What. a. PRICK. I warn you, there will be a lot of capital letters in this review.
And oh, did I eat those words. GOD, I ate them good. Well, as well as I could eat them with a gag firmly taped over my mouth. “yOu dOn’T sTAy LoNg eNoUGh iN oNe sPoT”. The FUK was I thinking? *cries in ticklish*
Not even a minute in Derek is at my neck. My neck . Of all the places he could tickle, he goes for the jugular. LITERALLY. *cue DJ Khaled* AND HE STAYS THERE. Oh my ever loving Bruce Almighty, I knew I was in for it this round. I asked for meaner, and he gave it to me.
And yes, let’s just talk about that for a second. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if I ain’t crying by the end, you didn’t go hard enough. I LIKE it this mean. Find what works and do not move, do not pass go, do not collect anything but my screams. I’m serious. And I get the utmost pleasure of working with someone who listens .
Anywho, back to my demise. Foot lovers and thigh lovers also get some great shots in this semi-POV clip, as I am tickled within a millisecond of my limits. For those who enjoy massive amounts of suffering, you’ll enjoy this clip immensely.
I know I did.
Length: 25:05
Resolution: 1920×1080